We Get Paid Too Much

As a resident, I get paid way, way, too much. I figure I must clear at least ten dollars and hour and I really can't spend this princely sum.

I propose they cut resident pay to a more realistic $5.75 and hour like the rest of the minimum wage world. We really don't deserve more.

No, really, it's a privilege to supply narcotics to the underserved.

Everything is Cool

Medical school is neato, residency is perfect, couldn't be better, and we get treated pretty well.

I even like call. Everybody does.